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Found this at FedEx Kinkos 
Why can’t we just spell things correctly these days?

Found this at FedEx Kinkos
Why can’t we just spell things correctly these days?

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OMG the sound it made…I cannot stop laughing. Sorry about the quality, recorded on my phone but had to share it haha

(Source: dan-is-the-man)

At Tobacco Store while Friend buys cigarettes:

Me: *Standing and waiting, not a smoker, just with friend, see dog walk in* Is that your dog?

Stoner Cashier: Nah man, he is like, his own dog, I just take care of him.

Me:

Stoner Cashier:

Me:

Stoner Cashier:

Me: wut?

Things People Never Say:

  • Those Crocs look so good on you.
  • this public bathroom sure is clean.
  • Please mom, tell my friends a story about my childhood or show them baby pictures.
  • I can’t wait to get the new timeline on my facebook.
  • There should be more women’s sports on TV.
  • I love all the children on XBOX live.
  • My Nokia broke.
  • Internet explorer is awesome.
  • Duke face is pretty attractive.
  • Twilight’s plot and character development are extremely complex.
  • The new pokemon are way better than the first 151.
  • that new Justin Bieber song is the best thing I’ve ever heard.

(Source: dan-is-the-man)